Nintendo DS: Look Ma, It’s Box Art!
Dear Mom and Dad,
I have found revealing images on the internet. Your visions of a sweet charming young lad being easily entertained by a simple Game Boy are no longer. Filth and putrid imagery like the example below have been traumatizing my mind since I first viewed them. I am in lust with digital imagery and now, must repent.
Oh why must they make me wait two more months before I can curb the obsession by spending my hard earned money on such a devil’s device? I know, I should be putting my income back into War Bonds or some type of economical lift programs such as Wal-Mart, but I can’t help but be lured by the sirens of the vile industry.
I now say my goodbyes as I enter this new life of virtual debauchery. I know the compulsatory vices and clutches used by the evil empires to entangle the innocent in downward spirals of schizoid lifestyles, and now must surrender to my obvious masters.
You may never hear from me again. Unless, of course, you too happen by a copy of PictoChat.
Your Son,
Jason
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i love nintendo ds and i like your page…….